Wednesday, January 19, 2011

d i e d .

just died laughing.

Anonymous: ever lost ya virginity?

i lost it while i was shopping once, it was so scary. took my eye off it for one second, turned round and it was gone. totally freaked out and had to go to security who made an announcement for it to meet me at the front entrance. poor thing was terrified, so now I always hold it’s hand when we’re out.

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