l a u g h

1. cheese

maria likes me but cheese ugly

2. mushroom

when all my family gets in the car there isn't mushroom

3. shoulder

my friend didnt know how to make tacos so i shoulder

4. texas

my friend always texas me

5. herpes

my friend and i shared a pizza. i got my piece and

she got herpes

6. july

you told me you were going to the store and july to me

7. liver

a bully was messing with my sister so i told him

to liver alone

8. body wash

i wanted to go to the bar, but no body wash my kids

9. budwieser

that woman over there has a nice body, budwieser 

face so ugly

10. wheelchair

we only have one soda but its okay, wheelchair